People Tell The Stories Of How They Got Banned From Places

Eric Lund

Feb 4, 2022 11:00 AM EST

There are a multitude of reasons a person might get kicked out of a place and asked never to return. Some of those reasons are valid. We've all had moments in restaurants or stores where someone was being way too obnoxious for their own good. Maybe they were actively trying to steal from the place, got caught and tried to lie about it. Or they just got all hopped up on goof juice and thought it would be a good idea to pull their pants off. Maybe they're just bored and have no reason to be there in the first place.

But often when people get kicked out of places, it's just because they're being too much fun, or they're having fun in a way that the powers that be don't understand or agree with. For example, bringing a watermelon to a bar and keeping it as a mascot. There aren't really any standard rules about doing that, unless you count the melon as outside food. But hey, if no one tries to eat the thing, there's a debate to be had over the melon's role.

Be the reason malicious or misunderstanding, the conditions of banishment are always at least interesting.

For some people who really should have been kicked out sooner, here are terrible houseguests that made themselves far too comfortable.