People Tell The Stories Of How They Got Banned From Places

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    Should have been allowed.

    Font - jlenney1 · 20 hr. ago · edited 10 hr. ago O 3 3 I got banned from Walmart probably 22 years ago for grabbing one of the microphones and broadcasting over the store that it was closing in 10 minutes, and the dogs will be released shortly after The security guard told me that it was hilarious, but I'm not welcome back lol
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    Gaming the system

    Font - Papaya_flight · 23 hr. ago 4 3 5 G This is how I got banned from Chuck E Cheese. I figured out that I could take a ball from the game where you shoot the clown's teeth and use it at the skeeball machine. The skeeball machine would count the points but not the ball used, which enabled me to play forever with just one ball and max out the machine. I did it on two skeeball machines before someone noticed and I got banned/kicked out.
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    ehhhh

    Font - pistonkamel - 23 hr. ago Was banned from a Mall arcade when I was a kid for holding all the whack a moles down
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    Smart!

    Font - Flat-Difference-1927 · 21 hr. ago I got banned for using two hammers at whack a mole. Two games side by side, both hammers reached each game. They said I cheated, took my tickets and banned me. They're out of business now, but I think I'm not allowed at the Vax clinic they set up instead in that mall space.
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    Nothing wrong with this one

    Font - mechanicalsam - 23 hr. ago - edited 23 hr. ago 24@13 S 5 My roommates and I along with a few friends went out to a bar one night to drink. We had grown a single beautiful watermelon in our yard, and brought him along to party with us. named him Walter Melon (pronounced mell-own). We snuck the watermelon into the bar, and generally just passed it around and praised him for being a good melon. At first the bouncers didn't care, they came up to us and just told us to be careful with it. One
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    That's just not fair

    Gesture - par337 · 22 hr. ago 2 3 3 Got banned from the mall when I was younger because I wore an inappropriate shirt that I bought in the mall
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    So resourceful

    Product - Aquaritek · 23 hr. ago · edited 10 hr. ago 3 2 Got banned from a local KMart about 25yrs ago for figuring out that if you just slapped the handle on the old twist turn candy dispensers that took a quarter it would just give you free candy... Yeah they call that stealing. Took my photo and everything.
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    Font - Retrosonic82 · 23 hr. ago I got mistaken for somebody else whilst on holiday a few years back. I popped into a local shop to grab a sandwich & drink and a staff member forcefully marched over to me and yelled "you're not allowed in here! I've told you before!" as she grabbed my sandwich and bottle of water from me & put them back. I of course tried to protest and explained that I had never been in there before and was a visitor to the area but she gestured for the security guard to come o
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    Confused with the competition

    Font - Representative_Bad57 · 23 hr. ago Taking pictures of produce and price signs at a small grocery store while shopping. I was just trying to keep track of which stores had which food at cheaper prices so I could plan my shopping trips.
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    What do you have to do to get kicked out of Florida

    Font - Troubador222 - 22 hr. ago S Back in the late 1980s, I was in the Florida Keys with a group of friends. I got drunk and went to bed and some of the guys went out bar hopping. The next morning a deputy sheriff showed up at the place we were renting, told us to pack our things and he would escort us to the county line and we were not to come back. So not only did I get banned from an entire Florida county, I never did get a straight story about what the guys who were at the bar did to get us
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    Alright, that's on you lady

    Font - biggieknish · 23 hr. ago 2 S my family has been banned from a local Marcos pizza for yeaaars because of my mom. she used to have some anger issues and also really really loves garlic butter. when the Marcos forgot to include the garlic butter with the order she called and asked them to deliver the single cup of garlic butter to our house. the Marcos (reasonably) said they can't do that, but she could come get it. she stormed over there with our pizza and proceeded to smear the whole thing
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    Font - nobody_really_ · 22 hr. ago 324 Banned from the college cafeteria for taking in a digital food safety thermometer, and a copy of the state health department temperature ranges. They were consistently 20°F-40°F low, and food poisoning was a common problem.
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    Font - Phormicidae · 21 hr. ago 93 2 I got "banned" from Six Flags Great Adventure (NJ) several times in the early 90s. Back when I was in high school, season passes like $40 or something, making it a no brainer to buy one if you intended to go at least twice. My friend and I went probably 5-7 days a week since we lived close by. We knew the park and its operations better than pretty much anyone who didn't work there, and eventually grew too comfortable with taking shortcuts through employee are
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    Font - Raven4869 · 22 hr. ago · edited 16 hr. ago S I was doing a history project on Poland, and it was well- known this teacher gave an extra letter grade for bringing in food from the country. A friend from my previous school brought me to a bakery that made Kołacz that his family loved. I ordered one for my class, paying a deposit and specifying the day I was due to present. I ran in before school to get my order, and the woman behind the counter (the manager) told me that whoever took my ord
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    Font - LeCrushinator · 19 hr. ago 2 2 S When I was 12 my favorite thing to do was play laser tag at the one laser tag place in our town. I'd go every Friday night and play for 3 hours or so. There weren't many other regular players, so nobody else was getting better at it like I was. After about a year I was just wrecking everyone and the owner ended up banning me from the place because it was driving away customers. It really sucked because it was favorite activity and I was just immediately cu
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    Font - iamacannibal - 1 day ago · edited 20 hr. ago S I was banned from K mart. A friend and I went to the local one and took one of those air dusster can things and froze bouncy balls with it. If you tip it upside down and spray it a super cold liquid comes out. Cold enough to freeze things and even cold burn you. We froze bouncy balls and shattered them. on the ground. We did it to 2 of them. We were both banned. We were also 17 at the time. We were idiots.
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    Human body - hostilecarrot · 1 day ago I tried to pay my cover (entry fee) to a bar one time with two dollar bills and instead of taking my money the bouncer told me to leave in a not super polite manner.
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    Font - UnderwaterPianos · 22 hr. ago · edited 17 hr. ago S I used to work at a sushi restaurant. I got fire/banned because I told the manager that some of the food smelled like it was expired and maybe we should throw it out. Next thing I know, she's giving me my check and kicking me out.
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    Smile - Cup-Mundane · 21 hr. ago Feeding the seagulls. We ruined the entire upper decks dining experience with a few french fries. Dozens, maybe 100 swarmed. It was like a scene from The Birds. People had to evacuate.
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    Font - louisb60 · 22 hr. ago I got banned from the local orthodontist because during an appointment my mom asked the doctor why her degree was from the US (we live in France). She was genuinely curious and just wanted to talk but for some reason the doctor took it really badly, he insulted my mom while I had the cheek retractor in my mouth and left the room. Fortunately it was my penultimate appointment, and on the last one he was really agressive and told us to never come back and go see someon
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    Font - Apprehensive-Taro-77 · 23 hr. ago Also a fun story of someone who wasn't my friend but who I used to run track with. He thought it would be hilarious to put a pebble inside a piece of gum and throw it out the window of the bus on the way to a track meet. Thought it would just stick to the windshield and be a nuisance. Ended up shattering part of the windshield because we are in a bus going mf 55 miles per hour. Person followed the bus all the way to the track meet. Cops came. Kid was bann
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    Font - libralisa26 · 1 day ago My parents got banned from their favorite Mexican restaurant because they would 9/10 times complain that the tostada shells were not crispy enough. Halfway through the meal they would ask for new tostadas with refried shells. The restaurant manager came to the table one evening and asked them to never return. My parents stopped going for a couple of months, then went again. They said the staff gave some eye rolls but didn't kick them out.
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    Font - Waffle-Azul · 23 hr. ago · edited 22 hr. ago Just in case you think you have the trashiest family I'll make you feel better. My family is banned from an Applebee's in Syracuse New York. Coming home from a game, my drunk dad started a verbal fight with the manager because he sat a table before us swearing that we were there first. We weren't, but drunk dad was not having any of it. Everytime that "Applebees on a date night" song comes on everybody looks at him and we laugh and he says he r
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    Handwriting - rotatedSphere · 23 hr. ago threw a bowling ball like a shotput at an alley and when it hit the wood it turned off all the scoring computers on the floor, they kicked us out and banned us. Army base bowling alley in california

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